I do think it's time to admit defeat, and improve clarity at the same time!
Let's change the name of the Environmental Protection Agency to something that better reflects the direction of the new leadership. Here's a few suggestions:
Environmental Rape Agency
Exploitation Protection Agency
Environment is Overrated Agency
Protection Racket Agency
Because Business, Fuck You Agency
Who Likes Trees Anyway Agency
How many can you think of to represent this bold new direction of the EPA?