If I were a rich man...

How does the song go?
​If I were a rich man,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb
All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work hard,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb
If I were a biddy-biddy rich,
Daidle deedle daidle daidle man

​

It really should go more like:
If I were a rich man,
I would be the very
biggest thug the world has ever seen
All day long I'd feed at the trough
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn't follow laws
that kept me from making more
and the republicans would guard me
If I were a rich man...

Well, you can figure out the rest.

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