This person has the President's ear?

Just...jaw-droppingly stupid.

There really is no other way to describe Kelly Ann Conway.

Kelly, here's an easy way to remember it: microwaves (or any electromagnetic radiation, for that matter) will never metamorphose into little spy cameras, because that would be magic.

Come to think of it, I wonder if Trump is using magic when he calls this first couple of months "a well oiled machine", or if that's just the drugs.